All the Kevin you can take

2/14/12

COD

(Man my eyes are burning) why? (I've been playing cod for hours) it's ok man it's a good burn, like working out.

2/13/12

muppets

Deaf people must really hate the muppets

11/6/11

teary eyed

(I'm gonna cry, it's so sad) "Ya I'm gonna cry too, but just,,,,,, only on the inside cuz,,,, you know,,,,I'm not a fag."

11/5/11

a drive through story

(mcdonald's drive through) "Oh can we have some
salt to please? (sorry we're out) Well go find some, give us what you got, we got a bottle of tequila in the back and lemons all we need is salt that's really all we're here for"

11/3/11

reminders

I hate it when I'm at the strippers and the girl's ask me where I'm from, fuck bitch I'm from Laval I tell you every week.

11/1/11

coffee or tea

ok bitch stop right there, tea doesn't percolate, its steeps. Fucking amateur. 

10/30/11

unicorn

I cant look at an animal and not think food,....... ..............    hey look a unicorn ummmm, with a bit of rosemary that would be sick...

10/29/11

politics

I'm feeling a little political. (what are you talking about dude) Ya I think I want to occupy her vagina. 

10/28/11

im not here

(Kevin are you lessening to me) Look dude I'm starting to feel that cannon I smoked, I'm sorta drunk and the games back on so I'm not sure I know you.

10/27/11

looks from afar

(Kevin why do you have 2 drinks?) well this
Ones for me and the other is for that chick you see over there. And she is a lot less pretty then she looks from here. Trust me. ( so now You have 2 drinks) yup! Pretty much

10/26/11

dont be a sucker

Dude ur a sucker. Stay n smoke with us. "guys it's 220." Ya we're gonna beat the 420 rush... Fucken amateur

10/25/11

I think therefore im blunt

I'm a blunt person. The truth hurts sometimes but it saves a lot of fucking time.

10/24/11

important or not

Hey is this notice important? It says you should have picked your package a month ago so I'm gonna go ahead an smoke it.

8/17/11

not on you

Man my sunglasses look good.On everybody! (they look like shit on me) man that's cause of your fucking ugly ass face and not because of the shades.

8/15/11

same boat

If I agree if with u then we'll both be wrong.

8/13/11

dont push me

I don't have an attitude, I just have a personality that you can't handle.

7/9/11

the choices we make

(Kev come on, you of all people are pro-choice right?) Ya sure bro she's got the choice to spit or swallow.

7/5/11

imagine that

Dude that girl just gave me goosebumps... On my dick, imagine that

6/28/11

know whats what

I don't care if she's random.... That's 90 percent of what's going on

6/27/11

turned out wrong

(Kevin why do you have 2 drinks?) Well this one is mine and that one I bought for that chick but she turned out to be a twat so now I have 2. (classy)

6/26/11

quality equality

So I was asked if I believe in equality of the sexes the other day, I asked the chick if she believed in unicorns and leprechauns. 

6/24/11

like clockwork

I loved high school. shit was easy then, you could hit on a girl and if it didn't go well, it didn't matter you could just try again next period.

4/15/11

bleeding

OK lady really, I'm going to ask you for two tampons cause your voice is making my ears bleed.

3/8/11

doin it wrong

Ya good one, if you fucken retards ever got in a 3way you'd end up crossing swords with your mouths.

Kevin Quote

life is easier for girls, if they want something real bad they show a lil nip and it's theirs.

3/1/11

ageless

"I know it's wrong, that girl looks like she's in high school, (pause) I don’t give a fuck"

2/28/11

know the limit

“Dude the drinking limit is 0.08 not 0.0ur a fag."

2/27/11

pint sized

(hey man how hammered are you?) sorta i guess. (how much did u drink) well lets just say a tall midgets amount of alcohol. (a tall midget? wtf dude?) Ok so imagine a tall midget , now convert his mass into volume in your mind, and that's how much i drank. (OK so your Fucked UP!) yeah pretty much

2/26/11

cant hold me down

(Hey man how come you never stick to only one girl), cuz bro do u really wanna be stuck with one vagina forever? (y not dude) man they all turn out evil and demonic. so in the end u gotta always be like "Evil succubus keep thine self away from me!"
and no one wants that. (agreed)

2/25/11

pass it around

(man my eyes are killing me !) that sucks dude, my eyes are A OK. (really ? Whats your secret). Weed. . . . (pass that shit)

2/24/11

7 is the cut

“That girls like a 5 and that’s 2 less than worth looking at."

2/21/11

map it out

Hey, whats funny? (Oh, you had to have been there) Oh I see, a geography joke, nice.