(mcdonald's drive through) "Oh can we have some
salt to please? (sorry we're out) Well go find some, give us what you got, we got a bottle of tequila in the back and lemons all we need is salt that's really all we're here for"
(Kevin why do you have 2 drinks?) well this
Ones for me and the other is for that chick you see over there. And she is a lot less pretty then she looks from here. Trust me. ( so now You have 2 drinks) yup! Pretty much
(hey man how hammered are you?) sorta i guess. (how much did u drink) well lets just say a tall midgets amount of alcohol. (a tall midget? wtf dude?) Ok so imagine a tall midget , now convert his mass into volume in your mind, and that's how much i drank. (OK so your Fucked UP!) yeah pretty much
(Hey man how come you never stick to only one girl), cuz bro do u really wanna be stuck with one vagina forever? (y not dude) man they all turn out evil and demonic. so in the end u gotta always be like "Evil succubus keep thine self away from me!"
and no one wants that. (agreed)