Kevin-Quote-Of-The-Day
All the Kevin you can take
2/14/12
2/13/12
11/6/11
teary eyed
(I'm gonna cry, it's so sad) "Ya I'm gonna cry too, but just,,,,,, only on the inside cuz,,,, you know,,,,I'm not a fag."
11/5/11
a drive through story
(mcdonald's drive through) "Oh can we have some
salt to please? (sorry we're out) Well go find some, give us what you got, we got a bottle of tequila in the back and lemons all we need is salt that's really all we're here for"
11/4/11
Sweetheart I don’t have time for your shit....but your tits though.
Sweetheart I don’t have time for your shit....but your tits though.
11/3/11
reminders
I hate it when I'm at the strippers and the girl's ask me where I'm from, fuck bitch I'm from Laval I tell you every week.
11/1/11
10/31/11
10/30/11
unicorn
I cant look at an animal and not think food,....... .............. hey look a unicorn ummmm, with a bit of rosemary that would be sick...
10/29/11
politics
I'm feeling a little political. (what are you talking about dude) Ya I think I want to occupy her vagina.
10/28/11
im not here
(Kevin are you lessening to me) Look dude I'm starting to feel that cannon I smoked, I'm sorta drunk and the games back on so I'm not sure I know you.
10/27/11
looks from afar
(Kevin why do you have 2 drinks?) well this
Ones for me and the other is for that chick you see over there. And she is a lot less pretty then she looks from here. Trust me. ( so now You have 2 drinks) yup! Pretty much
10/26/11
dont be a sucker
Dude ur a sucker. Stay n smoke with us. "guys it's 220." Ya we're gonna beat the 420 rush... Fucken amateur
10/25/11
I think therefore im blunt
I'm a blunt person. The truth hurts sometimes but it saves a lot of fucking time.
10/24/11
important or not
Hey is this notice important? It says you should have picked your package a month ago so I'm gonna go ahead an smoke it.
8/17/11
not on you
Man my sunglasses look good.On everybody! (they look like shit on me) man that's cause of your fucking ugly ass face and not because of the shades.
8/15/11
8/13/11
7/9/11
the choices we make
(Kev come on, you of all people are pro-choice right?) Ya sure bro she's got the choice to spit or swallow.
7/5/11
6/28/11
6/27/11
turned out wrong
(Kevin why do you have 2 drinks?) Well this one is mine and that one I bought for that chick but she turned out to be a twat so now I have 2. (classy)
6/26/11
quality equality
So I was asked if I believe in equality of the sexes the other day, I asked the chick if she believed in unicorns and leprechauns.
6/25/11
stand up for your rights
"Hey Kevin your for women's rights aren't you?" Sure dude the kitchen is right this way.
6/24/11
like clockwork
I loved high school. shit was easy then, you could hit on a girl and if it didn't go well, it didn't matter you could just try again next period.
6/23/11
4/15/11
bleeding
OK lady really, I'm going to ask you for two tampons cause your voice is making my ears bleed.
4/14/11
3/8/11
doin it wrong
Ya good one, if you fucken retards ever got in a 3way you'd end up crossing swords with your mouths.
Kevin Quote
life is easier for girls, if they want something real bad they show a lil nip and it's theirs.
3/1/11
2/28/11
2/27/11
pint sized
(hey man how hammered are you?) sorta i guess. (how much did u drink) well lets just say a tall midgets amount of alcohol. (a tall midget? wtf dude?) Ok so imagine a tall midget , now convert his mass into volume in your mind, and that's how much i drank. (OK so your Fucked UP!) yeah pretty much
2/26/11
cant hold me down
(Hey man how come you never stick to only one girl), cuz bro do u really wanna be stuck with one vagina forever? (y not dude) man they all turn out evil and demonic. so in the end u gotta always be like "Evil succubus keep thine self away from me!"
and no one wants that. (agreed)
2/25/11
pass it around
(man my eyes are killing me !) that sucks dude, my eyes are A OK. (really ? Whats your secret). Weed. . . . (pass that shit)
2/24/11
2/21/11
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